Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Random Quotes from the Labyrinth Lord Game
"I gather up the priestess' finger bones and make a pan flute out of them."
"Wait just a minute. This is important. Let me get the Zamfir video to play right."
"I hid in a bush all night in a puddle of my own urine."
"Hold on guys! If we steal the bones, we loose the opportunity to surpise the door."
"I'm going to tea-bag the dragon with his buddy's testicles."
"I think I should really get some say in whether my character impregnated a horse or not."
"According to my calculations - given the xp value vs. damage output - orcs just really aren't worth attacking anymore."
"Are you kidding? Why would I put my fighter on the front line when he has a sling?"
"What kind of thief are you? You refuse to get anywhere near a trap!"
"So how does this guy have little folders with information on all of us?"
"My new family motto shall be Honoris causa in - Honor Within Reason."