Saturday, March 23, 2013
Polly, Patron Saint of Elven Barmaids
Unlike some gods, Polly offers excellent service for her tithes. When a bar gets too crowded and busy for her worshipers to handle, Polly has been known to appear lugging beer and pretzels to the customers. Many a hung-over patron swears they here brought beer by a goddess the night before, but few realize the accuracy of their statement.
It is not wise to cross Polly, however. Patrons who stiff her worshipers or are stingy with a tip, will find themselves rolled in the nearest alley on their way home and completely free of coins, jewels, and jewelry.
(Okay, so I finished the illustration and a brief write up - I just need some stats I guess and I can submit it to Gorgonmilk. Yay!)