Kaye has been working for, what, a week or two on his super hero. Suddenly this moring we get an email from him. This is the exchange:
Kaye: Quick! Give me some ideas for Superhero names!
Me: Putrid Pete. Engorged Man. Left Eyeball Lad. Lactating Larry.
Kaye: Yeah, I forgot to mention that he does not have the power to lactate. Good try though.
Me: Okay, well, what powers does he have? Or should we just go with the obvious and call him MinMaxMan?
Kaye: Well his powers are super strength, flight and energy projection. And he is not totally min/max. He has one weakness.
Me: Well obviously, he should be called Superman.
Kaye: God damn I hate you. I was about to reply about how he is nothing like superman then I looked at his powers again..........now I have the urge to rework all his powers again. Are you happy now!
Me: One day I will be able to breath again. Until them, I am laughing too hard to inhale.
Any email exchange with Kaye is normally a source of hours of amusement. :)
- Ark
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Fifth Edition Dungeons and Dragons
Ah. Hi there. Good. I'm glad I got your attention.
Some of you may recognize the image over there as the one created as an April Fool joke back in 2011. The reason I reposted it is really to just mess with your head. Calm down everybody. ;)
I've just finished reading through the D&D Next Playtest files. I was planning to write a breakdown of my feeling about each and every bit of it. I've got the notes right here - all my little scribbles and chicken scratching.
I'm not going to post them.
Why? Well, First off, I'm not sure exactly what I can say with the NDA - I need to read over that again as well - but honestly, It doesn't matter. No one really cares about all that minutia, anyway. So, I'll keep to larger, more sweeping observations.
In reading the rules, and taking a peek at other peoples' writings on the matter, I think it goes like this:
- If you want to like the rules presented in the D&D Next Playtest, you will, and
- If you do not want to like the rules presented in the D&D Next Playtest, you won't.
It's really simple as that. The ruleset is so basic, and the actual rules that would evoke interest or disgust are so absent from this playtest, that I think your mind will probably try to fill in the blanks with what it is expecting, for better or worse.
I'm not sure whether that is by design, or by accident.
So what do we really have here with the D&D Next playtest? I see this is an attempt to emulate old school style play using the 'language' of modern role playing games. There are a few mechanics that offer a different flavor - but none of them are too repulsive. The whole Advantage/Disadvantage mechanic intrigues the hell out of me. The en masse move of virtually all saving throws and checks to the Abilities appears to be wonderful.
I could see running the kind of D&D games I like to run with this very ruleset. I could see sitting down with a bunch of young punk gamers in a book store get-together, playing with them, and not projectile vomiting all over their manuals.
The big thing that worries me is the creeping in of character customization and specialization. Race - okay. Class - sure. Background - umm . . . well . . . hmm. Theme - umm . . huh? The character creation rules are absent from the playtest, so this minefield of a subject is just hinted at by the pre-gen character sheets.
Of course, I haven't playtested yet, so all my thoughts are worthless until put into action. Since one of our GM's games is on hiatus at the moment, I'll be running a playtest starting Wednesday. Crazy Ass Tim has got the lineup over on his awesome blog.
One thing I'll remind ya'll is that you must sign the NDA to playtest. This includes children. The boy is under 13, so of course he can't sign anything at all legally - but WOTC has provided something for me to sign, which allows his to play and give feedback to them.
If WOTC keeps on going in a good direction with this, I see 5e as something I would play. Not as my go-to game or anything, but as a game I could sit down with some kids and play without feeling the need for a shower. And really that what I am hoping for - a game that can get the punks and the grognards in the same room together - for at least a little while. Of course, I am filling in the blanks with my hopes and expectations (and fears) - as we are wont to do with anything in life.
- Ark
P.S. - WOTC, if you are listening right now, why not take this simplified ruleset and publish it as BASIC D&D, then throw the kitchen sink in and publish that as ADVANCED D&D. Completely foreign and bizarre idea, I know, but it just might work!
Friday, May 25, 2012
A Call to Arms
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| These are doll arms, not maggots. I think. |
I'm torn right now. We've got a hole in our gaming schedule, and I've been prepping to run a Champions game. But Next is staring at me in the face.
Now, I'm already playing a version of D&D I like, a version that I see no need to toss away. So why am I interested in D&D Next?
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
Okay, this is where I'm coming from. I'd like to be able to plop down with any group of random whippersnappers playing D&D and not get violently ill and projectile vomit all over their ruleset. How does this happen? Well, the easiest way is for WOTC to put out a game that doesn't upset my stomach.
If new players are introduced to a ROLE-PLAYING GAME, rather than a miniatures based skirmish simulation system, well, that's a whole crop of people who will be that much closer to 'getting' old school type play. That makes more people who are prepped to come to my table and play a proper game of D&D.
WOTC really needs feedback to make that happen. They need feedback from grumpy old bastards who can identify the steaming piles and point them out. They need US, the Guardians of Grognosia (or something like that, since the term 'Grognardia' is already taken.)
In the end, WOTC will make whatever game they want to. Will they pour a bunch of crap on this simple ruleset and turn me off? Yeah, probably. But we have the opportunity to steer them, even if it's slightly, into the kind of game we prefer. The very fact that the adventure module in the playtest packet is the CAVES OF CHAOS points to the fact that they are at least listening a little bit.
Is all that worth three or four nights of learning some new old rules, killing orcs, and filling our some questionnaires? Right now, I'm thinking yes.
- Ark
P.S. Of course, I have a track record of being horribly wrong at important times, too. So get out your grain of salt. :)
Thursday, May 24, 2012
His Were Pink Too
You know, I really didn't think that I'd get this finished today, what with work being such a pain and me lately obsessing over the mega-picture of Glacia. But I did it! Well, not exactly 'on time,' because I shoot for before 7:00 AM CST, but heck - I got the day right at least.
Hey, do you mind doing me a favor? I know there are a handful of people that actually read this strip on occasion from the stats, but I really don't know who. If you read it, could you comment below? Just a Hi or a MEEP or UTINI will do. I'm just curious.
THANKS!
- Ark
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Weird West Miniatures
Stuart Robertson has got a Kicksta^H^H^H^H Indiegogo project going. He's putting together some minis for his Weird West game, which could lots of other uses. Reenacting Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter immediately comes to mind. Check it out and throw him some cash!
[Regretfully, I've been BANNED from giving any more money to projects for a while, so all I can do is be a cheerleaders for cool stuff at this point. 8) ]
- Ark
[Regretfully, I've been BANNED from giving any more money to projects for a while, so all I can do is be a cheerleaders for cool stuff at this point. 8) ]
- Ark
Monday, May 21, 2012
Fivey
You know, at the beginning of all this D&D Next stuff, I was mildly optimistic that WOTC's design guru's were on the right path to making a game I might enjoy - you know, old school in a new can.
However, the more I read from Mr. Mearls, the less warm fuzzies I get.
A lot less.
J. Geils comes to mind for some reason:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a Centerfold
Angel is a Centerfold
:sigh:
- Ark
However, the more I read from Mr. Mearls, the less warm fuzzies I get.
A lot less.
J. Geils comes to mind for some reason:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a Centerfold
Angel is a Centerfold
:sigh:
- Ark
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Glacia's Smiley Farm
This is Glacia, my barbarian character in our 2e game. I haven't been as productive as I'd like to have been this weekend. I've got most of the basic line work down, though I still have to do the clothes sketch for the 'PG-13' version. I've gone through quite a few poses - that's where most of the time has gone - lot's of redraws. But I think she is shaping up well.
Enjoy - if you like this kind of thing. :)
- Ark
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